The miss-matched thoughts and likes of a man. Come for the oddity, stay because you can't find your way out.

1st September 2014

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galactic-kat:

wasarahbi:

emes:

leeantsypantsy:

all-aboutqoqo:



“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”




the last sentence

lmao what

There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.

galactic-kat:

wasarahbi:

emes:

leeantsypantsy:

all-aboutqoqo:

“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”

the last sentence

lmao what

There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.

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1st September 2014

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Hello anxiety my old friend

you’ve come to see yet again

words softly defeating 

left me sickly and barely breathing 

and the fear that you planted deep in my brain

still proclaims 

beneath the sounds of sighing.

Tagged: I'll be okayjust a lot of mentel junk on my brainsome of it goodstupid brain

1st September 2014

Post reblogged from Titles are for boring people with 110,781 notes

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

Source: tracey-hummel

1st September 2014

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wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

The Prince’s whole character was a damned penis joke.

Source: wheelchair-warrior

1st September 2014

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pelvic-sorcery:

iheartmoviemusic:

tastefullyoffensive:

Animals Waving Hello to You [boredpanda]

Previously: Perfectly Timed Dog Photos

The last one though—it’s like it’s reaching for help one last time before death

that alligator though

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1st September 2014

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crowleys-interim-ruler-of-hell:

the-fallen-angel-has-the-tardis:

girlofsomanyfandoms:

shmem-the-pem:


onepersonarmy:


onthesideof-angels:


mishaco:


#the transition from jensen ackles to dean winchester


#more like #the transition of dean from season 1 to season 8


SIT DOWN AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE DONE


YOU ARE GROUNDED


Someone add demon eyes and it will be season 1 to season 9

My hand slipped.

F uc k

nice slip.

crowleys-interim-ruler-of-hell:

the-fallen-angel-has-the-tardis:

girlofsomanyfandoms:

shmem-the-pem:

Someone add demon eyes and it will be season 1 to season 9

My hand slipped.

F uc k

nice slip.

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1st September 2014

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randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

For fucks sake knock it off with the bro-isms.

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?

SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

For fucks sake knock it off with the bro-isms.

Source: actionables

31st August 2014

Photo reblogged from The Strange Girl. with 92,407 notes

greenassin:

all-four-cheekbones:

hoganddice:

zooophagous:

better-than-kanye-bitchh:

youngharlemnigga:

sexbooksandvacations:

Niggas be like ”He don’t bite” 

"He still a baby"

"he won’t hurt you, just pet him"

That’s not a dog it’s a lion o_o

I’ve had dogs bound up to me like that and all they did was give me a hug and lick my face.Hell I had a wolf (genuinely, it was at a wolf sanctuary) do this to me one time.

Plus, look at how sturdy that leash is, and the grip he has on it. He’s making sure the dog doesn’t jump on anyone. Dude’s just got a big dog.

That dog’s tail is wagging a mile a minute. It’s not being aggressive, it’s just getting a little over excited.
That being said, it can be extremely intimidating to have such a large animal jump at you like that even if it is just trying to say hello.
This kid understands that and has a very good hold on his dog. He isn’t alarmed or surprised by the dog’s actions. The dog isn’t acting out of the ordinary. It’s just excited.

PUPPY!

greenassin:

all-four-cheekbones:

hoganddice:

zooophagous:

better-than-kanye-bitchh:

youngharlemnigga:

sexbooksandvacations:

Niggas be like ”He don’t bite”

"He still a baby"

"he won’t hurt you, just pet him"

That’s not a dog it’s a lion o_o

I’ve had dogs bound up to me like that and all they did was give me a hug and lick my face.
Hell I had a wolf (genuinely, it was at a wolf sanctuary) do this to me one time.

Plus, look at how sturdy that leash is, and the grip he has on it. He’s making sure the dog doesn’t jump on anyone. Dude’s just got a big dog.

That dog’s tail is wagging a mile a minute. It’s not being aggressive, it’s just getting a little over excited.

That being said, it can be extremely intimidating to have such a large animal jump at you like that even if it is just trying to say hello.

This kid understands that and has a very good hold on his dog. He isn’t alarmed or surprised by the dog’s actions. The dog isn’t acting out of the ordinary. It’s just excited.

PUPPY!

31st August 2014

Post reblogged from Nudity and Nerdery with 186 notes

nudityandnerdery:

As it’s a relevant topic again, I’d just like to say:

Do not reblog or post "leaked" naked pictures of celebrities. Do not reblog or post revenge porn. Do not reward the assholes who decide to violate someone’s privacy and trust by spreading naked pictures across the whole internet.

It’s a disgusting way to treat a person, and reblogging those pictures just supports and validates their behavior.

31st August 2014

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this speaks to me

this speaks to me

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