Reblog if it's okay to befriend you, ask...
thegoddamazon: Always. :) I don’t bite, much, unless asked of course.
water-bording yourself while drinking upside down.
Reblog with your ringtone.
nudityandnerdery: seanoftheundead: mal-luck: theforestofvarricschest: —————————- That is the ringtone of silent, my friends. Hit or Miss by New Found Glory Rainbow Connection - The Muppets Default: TZDV by Faderhead Most often heard: Point of Extinction by Motion City Soundtrack Wash’s bit with the Dinosaurs in Firefly
And this is me.
What you really said: I think serial killers are interesting.
What they think you said: I'm going to become a serial killer and murder all of you in the most brutal way possible and then use your heads as lamp shades and cook your livers for a nice tasty snack.
That moment when...
You realize how late it is because your tumblr feed has stopped updating.
Oh! The Cleverness of Me!: This is a speech →
“One word, Ma’am,” he said, coming back from the fire; limping because of the pain. “One word. All you’ve been saying is quite right, I shouldn’t wonder. I’m a chap who always liked to know the worst and then put the best face I can on it. So I won’t deny any of what you said, even so. Suppose… There have been days where I would have liked to do nothing more than just give-up. Days when...
iilluminaughty: Nothing says, “almost got caught masturbating” like an empty google page. that’s why I have a few other tabs open that are in use. For example tumblr and youtube.
When my phone doesn't have enough battery to let...
Give yourself a break from all the stress and click here! :| -_- I had a phone that would just scream at me. not just beep and flash every five seconds. Noooo, it would toss its self down in a spastic vibration shit storm that would put any dildo to shame all the while making pitiful high pitched squeaks that made a dentist drill sound like relaxing smooth jazz.
A letter to the signs:
Aries: Stop talking so much, no one cares.
Taurus: Stop being so cautious about everything, it's a turn off.
Gemini: Stop acting like you know about everything, you don't.
Cancer: Stop letting people walk all over you, you're more than that.
Leo: Stop craving the attention you know you can't have, it's annoying.
Virgo: Stop being such a homebody, go out and have fun.
Libra: Stop being so indecisive, it's gone on far too long.
Scorpio: Stop being so mean to people that love you the most.
Sagittarius: Stop searching for lover and lover, let them come to you.
Capricorn: Stop working so hard for just one day and learn to forgive.
Aquarius: Stop being so cold towards people's feelings, please.
Pisces: Stop worrying yourself and crying over tiny little things, don't let them see you like that.
Dear letter, I don't care if no one cares, I will talk, sing, and dance if the mood strikes me. Thank you however for sharing your feelings they will be taken into consideration when I find the time to care.