Once Upon a Time I…
Once upon a time I saved the universe with the Eleventh Doctor and loved it. Meanwhile, Rose Tyler and Donna Noble painted the TARDIS pink. The end.
Once upon a time I went to a Beatles concert with the Eleventh Doctor on Christmas. Meanwhile, Martha Jones and Rose Tyler got sent back in time by the Weeping Angels. The end.
Once upon a time I went to a Beatles concert with Ten while orbiting a supernova. Meanwhile, Nine and Donna painted the Tardis Pink. The End.
^That is lovely.
Once upon a time, I visited Shakespeare with River Song while wearing a a fez, meanwhile, Donna Noble and Sarah Jane were having a spa date on the Tardis. The End.
Once upon a time I got a boner because a Dalek in my underwear, meanwhile River Song and Sally Sparrow, burned up a sun to say goodbye. The End.
sounds legit.
One time I, defeated Amy pond on live TV, meanwhile Nine and River Song painted the TARDIS pink.
The end.
Once upon a time I went to a Beatles concert with the tenth Doctor. Then I regenerated, meanwhile Amy and Rose destroyed my favorite head-canon. The end.
Wait I regenerated? I’m a time lord now!
(Source: cloysterbell)