The miss-matched thoughts and likes of a man. Come for the oddity, stay because you can't find your way out.

26th December 2013

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Coworker In a husky voice: “im going to hug you and its going to be okay.”

Me: that could have been less creepy.

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18th November 2013

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Me: hey Boss no eating on line!
Boss: its okay we don’t have WiFi.
Me: what?
Boss: we don’t have WiFi so I can’t eat online.
Me: god damn it.

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14th August 2013

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How do you give a plastic wheel a flat?

How do you give a plastic wheel a flat?

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2nd July 2013

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Oh yeah, this is what I came into at work this morning. 
not sure if I should be worried or give whoever it was a ‘you tried’ star.

Oh yeah, this is what I came into at work this morning. 

not sure if I should be worried or give whoever it was a ‘you tried’ star.

Tagged: workjust another mondayhow can you tell a rich anarch from a poor one?the rich one is using top shelf

25th April 2013

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Overheard at work

Co-worker: how are you today?
Guest: I just got married and my husband died.
Co-worker: “o.O

Tagged: workwtfhow do you respond to that

31st October 2012

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19th September 2012

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Black Friday in Retail

  • Friend: I imagine it'll be like a zombie apocalypse, except we have to smile at the zombies and not shoot them in the head.

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14th September 2012

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fuckyeahnerdpr0n:

tyrannozombiesaurus:

I don’t think this situation could get any fucking worse

When I feel this way about my situation, I have to remember that I scheduled the train and planned my wrestling match on the tracks.

well it could be worse. there’s no crocodiles or clowns in the picture

fuckyeahnerdpr0n:

tyrannozombiesaurus:

I don’t think this situation could get any fucking worse

When I feel this way about my situation, I have to remember that I scheduled the train and planned my wrestling match on the tracks.

well it could be worse. there’s no crocodiles or clowns in the picture

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Source: janemba

13th August 2012

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Spent most of the day working on what is quite possibly my first real resume. 

with the help of a couple friends I have a list of some decent looking skills that I didn’t really know I had until now.

Operation get out of purgatory is underway.

Tagged: Me stuffResumeworkgetting on with life

26th May 2012

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oh dear BOSS of mine can we ponder on this basic lesson for a moment?

oh dear BOSS of mine can we ponder on this basic lesson for a moment?

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