Coworker In a husky voice: “im going to hug you and its going to be okay.”

Me: that could have been less creepy.

Me: hey Boss no eating on line!
Boss: its okay we don’t have WiFi.
Me: what?
Boss: we don’t have WiFi so I can’t eat online.
Me: god damn it.

How do you give a plastic wheel a flat?

How do you give a plastic wheel a flat?

Tags: work wtf

Oh yeah, this is what I came into at work this morning. 
not sure if I should be worried or give whoever it was a ‘you tried’ star.

Oh yeah, this is what I came into at work this morning. 

not sure if I should be worried or give whoever it was a ‘you tried’ star.

Overheard at work

Co-worker: how are you today?
Guest: I just got married and my husband died.
Co-worker: “o.O

Black Friday in Retail

  • Friend: I imagine it'll be like a zombie apocalypse, except we have to smile at the zombies and not shoot them in the head.
fuckyeahnerdpr0n:

tyrannozombiesaurus:

I don’t think this situation could get any fucking worse

When I feel this way about my situation, I have to remember that I scheduled the train and planned my wrestling match on the tracks.

well it could be worse. there’s no crocodiles or clowns in the picture

fuckyeahnerdpr0n:

tyrannozombiesaurus:

I don’t think this situation could get any fucking worse

When I feel this way about my situation, I have to remember that I scheduled the train and planned my wrestling match on the tracks.

well it could be worse. there’s no crocodiles or clowns in the picture

(Source: janemba)

Spent most of the day working on what is quite possibly my first real resume. 

with the help of a couple friends I have a list of some decent looking skills that I didn’t really know I had until now.

Operation get out of purgatory is underway.

oh dear BOSS of mine can we ponder on this basic lesson for a moment?

oh dear BOSS of mine can we ponder on this basic lesson for a moment?