Co-worker: how are you today?
Guest: I just got married and my husband died.
I don’t think this situation could get any fucking worse
When I feel this way about my situation, I have to remember that I scheduled the train and planned my wrestling match on the tracks.
well it could be worse. there’s no crocodiles or clowns in the picture
Spent most of the day working on what is quite possibly my first real resume.
with the help of a couple friends I have a list of some decent looking skills that I didn’t really know I had until now.
Operation get out of purgatory is underway.
oh dear BOSS of mine can we ponder on this basic lesson for a moment?