Posts tagged random

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Posted 1 day ago

I feel like Peter Parker at the beginning of fight club. Unrealated and not part of this movie.

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Posted 6 months ago

Got the chance to be one of The Doctor’s companions last night in a dream. It was good up until the part where I was horribly torn apart by some freeky weeping angel hybrid. The Doctor, he was sorry.

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Posted 10 months ago

“Men are easier, but Women are better looking”

Overheard conversation bit from a co-worker today.

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Posted 11 months ago

just a thought.

It occurred to me today that bondage is the safest sex possible. 

It’s basically sex with seat-belts.

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Posted 1 year ago

Well Kiss my ass, they gave me a pass! I’m out for ‘good’ behavior.

Some day I hope to use this phrase.

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Posted 1 year ago

If there was a thought bubble over my head right now…

It would say “I’m thinking Macaroni” 

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Posted 1 year ago

Random thought(s)

I’ll never trust a whore, But I’d marry a slut.

If I was a woman for a day, I’d want to try a threesome or more.

I’d be gay if guys weren’t such dicks all the time.

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Posted 1 year ago
came across this perfect jem while searching though the random tag. Zoom

came across this perfect jem while searching though the random tag.