The miss-matched thoughts and likes of a man. Come for the oddity, stay because you can't find your way out.

11th September 2013


I am suddenly very depressed I will probably never make friends with a fox in my life.

Tagged: randomfoxcute!

5th August 2013

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Why arn’t brain garage sales a thing?
You could get rid of some old junk that might mean something to someone else.

Tagged: randomthoughts

1st August 2013


I love when people start talking about all the healthy food they eat and I’m over here like “i just ate a bowl of chips and Velveeta for dinner”

Tagged: randomfood stuffi cook for a livingbut you'd never know by my habbits

18th June 2013


I feel like Peter Parker at the beginning of fight club. Unrealated and not part of this movie.

Tagged: no it doesnt make sensei just find it amusingnot sorryrandom

29th November 2012


Got the chance to be one of The Doctor’s companions last night in a dream. It was good up until the part where I was horribly torn apart by some freeky weeping angel hybrid. The Doctor, he was sorry.

Tagged: dr. whodreammerandom

26th July 2012


"Men are easier, but Women are better looking"

Overheard conversation bit from a co-worker today.

Tagged: randomquotesmen and women

26th June 2012

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just a thought.

It occurred to me today that bondage is the safest sex possible. 

It’s basically sex with seat-belts.

Tagged: sexrandombondagesafetystrapschains

8th May 2012


Well Kiss my ass, they gave me a pass! I’m out for ‘good’ behavior.

Some day I hope to use this phrase.

Tagged: Things I want to dorandomquotes

12th March 2012


If there was a thought bubble over my head right now…

It would say “I’m thinking Macaroni” 

Tagged: FoodMacaronithoughtsRandommy life

11th December 2011


Random thought(s)

I’ll never trust a whore, But I’d marry a slut.

If I was a woman for a day, I’d want to try a threesome or more.

I’d be gay if guys weren’t such dicks all the time.

Tagged: Randomslutwhoredicksguysthoughts