I am suddenly very depressed I will probably never make friends with a fox in my life.

Tags: random fox cute!

Why arn’t brain garage sales a thing?
You could get rid of some old junk that might mean something to someone else.

I love when people start talking about all the healthy food they eat and I’m over here like “i just ate a bowl of chips and Velveeta for dinner”

I feel like Peter Parker at the beginning of fight club. Unrealated and not part of this movie.

Got the chance to be one of The Doctor’s companions last night in a dream. It was good up until the part where I was horribly torn apart by some freeky weeping angel hybrid. The Doctor, he was sorry.

"Men are easier, but Women are better looking"

Overheard conversation bit from a co-worker today.

just a thought.

It occurred to me today that bondage is the safest sex possible. 

It’s basically sex with seat-belts.

Well Kiss my ass, they gave me a pass! I’m out for ‘good’ behavior.

Some day I hope to use this phrase.

If there was a thought bubble over my head right now…

It would say “I’m thinking Macaroni” 

Random thought(s)

I’ll never trust a whore, But I’d marry a slut.

If I was a woman for a day, I’d want to try a threesome or more.

I’d be gay if guys weren’t such dicks all the time.